Toilet Seats

In our house, we leave the toilet seat down. The hubs puts it down when he's done with his business. I teach my son to put it down. It's just the right thing to do.

My parents are here this week. My parents actually take putting the seat down one step further; they close the lid. I don't recall them doing this when I was living at home.

Since birthing two children, my bladder control isn't what it used to be. I get within five feet of a toilet and I start doing the potty dance. If I can't get my pants unfastened fast enough, I start to panic.

I was in panic mode yesterday. I finally got my pants unbuttoned and practically ripped them off of me as I was lowering my tush to the sitting position. The moment I sat I started to go, then realized that I was sitting on the lid not on the seat. ARGGGGHHHHHH!

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Rebecca said...

LOL!!! I so relate! I have to go every time someone mentions the toilet - in fact, I am gonna have to go in like 30 seconds now that I am thinking about it!

Let's hope you got the lid up in time!?!

Thanks for the prayers for Gramma, just got back a bit ago from the hospital. They found a tumor in her lungs and have had to do a biopsy. We are waiting for the results now. She was in good spirits which was good, but she slept about half the time we were there. Rest is good too.

I say "good" a lot....

Jessica said...

Oh no! I understand the bladder control problems and I have only had one kiddo.

MelADramatic Mommy said...

Yep, the pee pee dance is a common occurance in my bathroom. Sorry about the, em, mishap!

Topher said...

Seriously that is too funny...Did you make your mom clean up the mess?

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