Metro shared this Family Guy clip with Little Man. We don't watch family guy, and I must admit it's pretty funny. Little Man loves the clip and asks for it regularly. Enjoy!
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
No...not the cheeky little monkey from Dora the Explorer, actual boots. I have had the same black ankle boots for many, many years. I think well over 5 years. They are in bad, bad shape, so I am on the search for a new pair. My budget is limited so I have been checking out sites like 6pm and Cutesy Girl for a bargain. 
In my search I have come across many boots like these. If I had known these were going to come back in style, I would have kept mine from Junior High. Helloooooo...shoe sellers and designers! 1987 called. They want their boots back.
We got the Disney Movie Club mailing this week. They always send a sheet of stickers in the mailing, so Little Man ends up with them. This morning he was offering the hubs and me stickers. Here's the conversation:
Little Man: "Daddy, what sticker you want?"
Hubs: "Donald Duck"
Little Man: "Okay, Dad. Here you go."
Little Man: "Momma, what stick you want?"
Me: Always trying to teach language and perform reflective listening, "What sticker do I want? I'll take Daisy Duck."
Little Man: "Okay, Momma. Here you go."
Hubs: "Daisy Duke; yeah!"
Me: "Ughhhhh!"
Little Man: "No. Dad. Daisy. Duck."
Hubs: "Mommy's my Daisy Duke."
Me: "And Daddy's my Boss Hog."
With the 2 choices, I don't see why not.
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In the hospital relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?” The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.”
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?”
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, ”It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.”
I was following a car home last night that had a bumper sticker that said, "WORK HARDER Millions on Welfare depend on you."
Millions On Welfare - Bumper Sticker
The car was from Vermont. I'm fairly certain the driver of said car is the only Republican in Vermont
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