Are you Kidding Me?

I climbed into bed at 4:45am this morning in the buff (which I never do and can't understand why anyone does). I was trying to be kind and not wake the hubs to find new jammies. However, my annoyance must have carried enough energy that it awoke the hubs anyway.

The hubs: What's the matter?
Me: That was the third time for the night that I was up. She puked all over my shirt. I started my period and bled all over my undies and boxers. There's probably blood on the rocking chair. How's that for a laundry list?
The hubs: Sorry babe. (Then he rolls over and commences the loud even breathing that signifies he's asleep.)

Are you freakin' kidding me? I drop all that and he sleeps?
Are you freakin' kidding me? I started my period? What the heck? I thought with this whole breastfeeding thing, I was going to get some more time off from that! (Even though the hubs is going to get the big V, perhaps I should think about the pill that takes away my period. I loathe my period.)
Are you freakin' kidding me? She was up 3 times again last night.

Hey, it's gonna be a great day! How could it not be...look at how it started.

3 People Raise Their Wine Glasses to Me:

Rebecca said...

You hubs and my hubs must be cosmic twins....

BTW, my hubs had the big V and my period is so screwed up that even so when I see my doc in July I am requesting she put me back on the pill...After the second kid my hormones just wacked out on me!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

The sound of my husband's incessant mouth breathing while he sleeps sometimes makes me contemplate homicide! :)

Hope the little one sleeps better tonight!

Anonymous said...

If you haven't thought of it yet, Mirena is a great 5 year plan. IUD, once inserted lessons and stops periods altogether. If you haven't thought about it, check it out. Sure beats having to remember the pill everyday!!

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